Honey and Holy Water

Aug 15
Weird thoughts:
Does anyone else wonder if maybe his stylist is pulling a Cinna?
Explanation:
Okay, Robsten linked both Kristen and Robert to their characters in real life, something that was obviously viewed positively by most of the fandom. I wasn’t a Robsten OTP-er, but even I thought it was cute and sweet.
His first appearance after their break up his hair is all Edward 1.0 (= Twilight.) It is, as Rob says in the DVD commentary (which is by far my favourite part of any of the Twilight films, btw,) bouffant-y. 
Hypothesis #2:
I am insane and really interest in PR related schemes. Also Rob’s hair is just a length that requires bouffantiness, and/or bouffant-y dos are fashionable again.

Weird thoughts:

Does anyone else wonder if maybe his stylist is pulling a Cinna?

Explanation:

Okay, Robsten linked both Kristen and Robert to their characters in real life, something that was obviously viewed positively by most of the fandom. I wasn’t a Robsten OTP-er, but even I thought it was cute and sweet.

His first appearance after their break up his hair is all Edward 1.0 (= Twilight.) It is, as Rob says in the DVD commentary (which is by far my favourite part of any of the Twilight films, btw,) bouffant-y. 

Hypothesis #2:

I am insane and really interest in PR related schemes. Also Rob’s hair is just a length that requires bouffantiness, and/or bouffant-y dos are fashionable again.

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Aug 2
This picture is very Pharmaward.
I updated Over the Counter; Corporate Whores will be updated soon, sorry lymphoma scare delayed me a ton. Unbeta’d so tell me if you see any errors.
http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/library/viewstory.php?sid=6568&chapter=4

This picture is very Pharmaward.

I updated Over the Counter; Corporate Whores will be updated soon, sorry lymphoma scare delayed me a ton. Unbeta’d so tell me if you see any errors.

http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/library/viewstory.php?sid=6568&chapter=4


Aug 1

Now I’m really curious…Reblog this if you’re 20 or older.

I am a few months older than Pattinson

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I might incur the wrath of fangirls for this, but here are my fandom secrets:

- I would always pick being Robert Pattinson’s friend over sleeping with him. He seems awesome. I just want to lie around listening to Wu Tang and watching Marlon Brando films with him.

- I don’t like the bulk of the Twilight films. I like the music from them and certain moments, but the script/what they selected from the book to include or leave out often left me frustrated and baffled and in his transformation through makeup and contacts to vampire, Robert Pattinson was made less hot- when Edward was meant to be perfection.

- I neither hate nor love Kristen Stewart; this seems rare in the community.


Jul 31
What is “something Robert Pattinson would never hear me say,” Mr. Trebek?

What is “something Robert Pattinson would never hear me say,” Mr. Trebek?


Jul 30

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Jul 23

Future story

When I met him his biggest concerns were basketball practice and where he was going to get his blow job. It was absolutely natural that we became best friends.

How he ended up down on one knee holding up a ring and asking me to be his wife only ten years later is harder to explain…


Yeah, I see you being all CW Edward. 

God sometimes he is just painfully sexy.

Yeah, I see you being all CW Edward. 

God sometimes he is just painfully sexy.

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Jul 19

Sorry Rath-fans but Eisenberg just IS my Jasper for Over the Counter.

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Jul 18

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